

dear calculus
i told you to be gentle. i thought we had a kind relationship going in which we could listen and confide in eachother, and take eachothers advice. my advice for you was to be kind, but you neglected to listen. in fact, it’s like just to spite me, you did the exact opposite. you became a raging beast out of no where out for revenge. i don’t know what i did to deserve this as you have never done this to me before. i don’t know if i can forgive you for this one. you stabbed me more than in the back, but up the ass and down the throat simultaneously with the swords meeting halfway in a duel. i don’t know how i will find revenge on you, but trust me, i will. and i wont settle for just even, yeah, thats right, you heard me. you are going dooowwnnnnnn math, just you watch and see.
shaila
this is what happens when stewie teaches you math

